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Race #285

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Official speed 85.78 wpm (56.52 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 1, 2019 9:16:36pm UTC
Race Finish August 1, 2019 9:17:32pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 2. mrprx (86.94 wpm)
4. thedirtysouth (82.67 wpm)
5. pablocordova (73.33 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 102.94
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...