Ali (aloche)

Race #2844

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Official speed 83.79 wpm (58.58 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start June 26, 2018 10:59:50pm UTC
Race Finish June 26, 2018 11:00:48pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. typerkate (114.35 wpm)
2. number406 (87.27 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 103.34
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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.