Alexander (typewriter802)

Race #284

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Official speed 65.23 wpm (86.83 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 3, 2020 5:02:21pm UTC
Race Finish December 3, 2020 5:03:48pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. cheapcoder (72.30 wpm)
Accuracy 93.0%
Points 97.84
Text #3641263 (Length: 472 characters)

Oh, you're right it's sarcasm! A few weeks ago, I was happily retired, sulking by my swimming pool, and my psychotic best friend shows up out of nowhere to torture me over mistakes I made, honest mistakes I made over a decade ago! We, our little posse, are flat broke, but hey, let's go out and spend two million dollars on a tandem rotor chopper, so I can go steal nerve gas from terrorists! Forgive me, but sarcasm is all I've got! Sarcasm, and a room full of you fools!