FKruuse (fkruuse)

Race #284

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Official speed 94.97 wpm (47.38 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 4, 2017 3:21:54am UTC
Race Finish October 4, 2017 3:22:41am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. largev (101.84 wpm)
4. bamboozledshibe (71.76 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 117.14
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.