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| Official speed | 93.36 wpm (45.12 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | July 1, 2021 2:24:15pm UTC |
| Race Finish | July 1, 2021 2:25:00pm UTC |
| Outcome | No win (3 of 5) |
| Opponents |
1. freakinnickp (105.82 wpm) 2. adyingwalrus (103.30 wpm) 5. tsukimurphy (79.01 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 98.0% |
| Points | 96.47 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |