Low (tortin286)

Race #283

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Official speed 99.91 wpm (48.52 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 7, 2019 2:12:19pm UTC
Race Finish October 7, 2019 2:13:07pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. vernsouthwick (88.63 wpm)
3. thelegend07 (79.41 wpm)
4. smowheer (79.10 wpm)
5. shporet (77.78 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 119.89
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...