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Race #283

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Official speed 62.73 wpm (83.21 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 26, 2020 12:41:58pm UTC
Race Finish September 26, 2020 12:43:21pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. freundschaft_bus (73.66 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 89.91
Text #3622326 (Length: 435 characters)

If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? Why is a boxing ring square? Why do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Why do we have noses that run and feet that smell? It's very confusing, isn't it? A slim chance and a fat chance are the same thing, really, but a wise man and a wise guy aren't the same at all, are they? When the stars are out, they are visible. When the lights are out, they are invisible. What's up?