TImothy (timot3a)

Race #2818

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Official speed 77.03 wpm (58.42 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 1, 2018 10:44:24am UTC
Race Finish May 1, 2018 10:45:23am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 95.00
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.