paperboy ditty (wordracer888)

Race #281643

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Official speed 114.56 wpm (35.09 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 19, 2020 9:08:56am UTC
Race Finish December 19, 2020 9:09:31am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 1. xehadaw (141.04 wpm)
3. roadto700cpm (82.43 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 118.37
Text #3810609 (Length: 335 characters)

You probably think it's just a hamburger. A patty's just a piece of meat but it can have character. See that doughnut hole? Gets 18 patties to the pound instead of 16. Saves me about $40,000 a year. That's serious money, Ron. I plug the hole with lettuce, tomatoes, onions, spices. I cover it with a pickle. They'll never miss a thing.