View Pit Stop page for race #280 by patsby — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 51.46 wpm (81.85 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | March 14, 2014 4:33:22am UTC |
| Race Finish | March 14, 2014 4:34:44am UTC |
| Outcome | No win (3 of 5) |
| Accuracy | 93.0% |
| Points | 0.00 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |