Waqas (mwaqas786)

Race #280

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Official speed 51.78 wpm (86.91 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 27, 2018 1:02:21pm UTC
Race Finish August 27, 2018 1:03:48pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. jgcevallos (77.75 wpm)
2. dexter35 (69.69 wpm)
Accuracy 94.0%
Points 63.86
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.