Evan (lol4life)

Race #28

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Official speed 123.47 wpm (38.10 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 22, 2013 2:20:14am UTC
Race Finish February 22, 2013 2:20:52am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 3)
Opponents 2. dvorakdork (92.62 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 0.00
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The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.