Frank (frank_thetank)

Race #28

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Official speed 81.65 wpm (59.38 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 14, 2019 8:20:02am UTC
Race Finish April 14, 2019 8:21:01am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 2. vigilante434 (72.71 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 97.98
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...