View Pit Stop page for race #279 by turd_chopper — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 74.32 wpm (56.67 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | September 23, 2017 7:16:54am UTC |
| Race Finish | September 23, 2017 7:17:50am UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 4) |
| Accuracy | 98.0% |
| Points | 82.99 |
| Text | #3811330 (Length: 351 characters) Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed! |