View Pit Stop page for race #278 by breathingpuppy — Ghost race
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Official speed | 64.41 wpm (65.39 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | April 28, 2019 3:49:37am UTC |
Race Finish | April 28, 2019 3:50:42am UTC |
Outcome | No win (3 of 4) |
Opponents |
1. alrightbro (67.08 wpm) |
Accuracy | 95.0% |
Points | 66.56 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |