Zachary (zkkaluza)

Race #2767

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Official speed 112.42 wpm (43.12 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 8, 2017 11:13:50pm UTC
Race Finish November 8, 2017 11:14:33pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 3)
Opponents 2. xkelo (88.23 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 134.90
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...