typeracist (moron212)

Race #2760

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Official speed 107.62 wpm (45.60 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 14, 2017 12:49:53am UTC
Race Finish March 14, 2017 12:50:38am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 2)
Opponents 1. grotesquevinny (115.15 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 0.00
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.