Ethan (thatonepear)

Race #2747

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Official speed 92.42 wpm (52.46 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 1, 2019 1:41:33pm UTC
Race Finish November 1, 2019 1:42:26pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 2)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 110.90
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...