View Pit Stop page for race #274 by wamsly — Ghost race
View profile for TheDecentPretender (wamsly)
| Official speed | 77.04 wpm (54.67 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | May 13, 2021 9:17:36pm UTC |
| Race Finish | May 13, 2021 9:18:31pm UTC |
| Outcome | No win (3 of 5) |
| Opponents |
1. tidyturtle (85.86 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 97.0% |
| Points | 79.61 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |