I_like_Billie_Eilish (agiunderground)

Race #26993

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Official speed 75.96 wpm (96.05 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start June 6, 2023 6:31:54pm UTC
Race Finish June 6, 2023 6:33:30pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. sandyx123 (95.85 wpm)
2. gushinartem (91.19 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 127.87
Text #5390150 (Length: 608 characters)

I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.