ratbastard (mattbierwirth)

Race #26617

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Official speed 102.47 wpm (58.44 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 10, 2020 9:41:00pm UTC
Race Finish November 10, 2020 9:41:59pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. jessegarcia (128.14 wpm)
2. kisachi (110.72 wpm)
4. thebiggay271 (97.05 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 158.84
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Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in '80s movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from "Sixteen Candles" waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an '80s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.