william (corujawl)

Race #2642

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Official speed 50.35 wpm (83.65 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 13, 2009 7:45:14pm UTC
Race Finish November 13, 2009 7:46:38pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 3)
Points 0.00
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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.