Ian (germanika)

Race #263

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Official speed 79.27 wpm (61.92 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start June 23, 2015 5:23:04pm UTC
Race Finish June 23, 2015 5:24:06pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 3)
Opponents 1. trini_devan (84.45 wpm)
3. x_missin_pgl_2008_x (62.03 wpm)
Accuracy 94.0%
Points 0.00
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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.