The fastest kid alive (tupapi11)

Race #2626

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Official speed 94.34 wpm (39.81 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 15, 2019 7:02:59pm UTC
Race Finish October 15, 2019 7:03:39pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. synanimous (106.48 wpm)
4. aromatt (89.00 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 86.48
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The Minipirates had little iron hooks instead of hands and wooden stumps instead of proper legs, nor did I ever see one without an eyepatch. At first I thought they'd been wounded during their reckless attempts to board a prize, but I later learned that they were born that way, complete with hats and moustaches.