Smelly Cat (samhermingtonquora01)

Race #2626

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Official speed 67.41 wpm (71.92 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 13, 2017 11:21:34am UTC
Race Finish December 13, 2017 11:22:46am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. nikos12 (53.72 wpm)
5. kiyomiya (44.58 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 80.89
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...