View Pit Stop page for race #2604 by turkeyman — Ghost race
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Official speed | 92.58 wpm (62.73 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | July 29, 2017 3:16:46pm UTC |
Race Finish | July 29, 2017 3:17:49pm UTC |
Outcome | Win (1 of 4) |
Accuracy | 98.0% |
Points | 148.13 |
Text | #3811023 (Length: 484 characters) Let me bring you up to speed. My name is Wayne Campbell. I live in Aurora, Illinois, which is a suburb of Chicago - excellent. I've had plenty of joe-jobs; nothing I'd call a career. Let me put it this way: I have an extensive collection of nametags and hairnets. Okay, so I still live with my parents, which I admit is both bogus and sad. But at least I have an amazing cable access show! And I still know how to party! But what I'd really love is to do "Wayne's World" for a living. |