Scott (sisyphus)

Race #2601

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Official speed 73.23 wpm (66.20 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 3, 2018 3:42:32pm UTC
Race Finish January 3, 2018 3:43:38pm UTC
Outcome No win (5 of 5)
Opponents 2. sebipagura (123.67 wpm)
3. boerewors (109.90 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 87.88
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...