Michael (mykale)

Race #26

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Official speed 104.44 wpm (46.99 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 11, 2021 3:17:31am UTC
Race Finish August 11, 2021 3:18:18am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. mtdewaholic (98.78 wpm)
3. twizzzle (79.42 wpm)
4. typer_inflation (78.37 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 128.81
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.