Jack (hijack_skunk)

Race #26

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Official speed 59.31 wpm (82.75 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 14, 2021 2:24:09pm UTC
Race Finish January 14, 2021 2:25:32pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 2)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 73.15
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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.