paperboy ditty (wordracer888)

Race #257040

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Official speed 140.36 wpm (37.10 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 20, 2020 7:50:23am UTC
Race Finish January 20, 2020 7:51:00am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 3. shingoshoji (101.10 wpm)
4. leepictrollexd (91.95 wpm)
5. tobbe326 (85.62 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 194.17
Text #3640484 (Length: 434 characters)

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!