View Pit Stop page for race #25687 by mattbierwirth — Ghost race
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Official speed | 112.88 wpm (42.95 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | September 3, 2019 9:45:01pm UTC |
Race Finish | September 3, 2019 9:45:44pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (2 of 3) |
Opponents |
1. wiscahhhhnsin (117.06 wpm) 3. tshafer3 (111.17 wpm) |
Accuracy | 97.0% |
Points | 135.46 |
Text | #3641419 (Length: 404 characters) Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay... |