ratbastard (mattbierwirth)

Race #25493

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Official speed 110.65 wpm (45.22 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 19, 2019 11:08:34pm UTC
Race Finish August 19, 2019 11:09:19pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 2)
Opponents 2. plinkiplonk (93.31 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 136.47
Text #3820000 (Length: 417 characters)

Most test subjects do experience some, uh, cognitive deterioration after a few months in suspension. Now, you've been under for... quite a bit longer, and it's not out of the question that you might have a very minor case of serious brain damage. But don't be alarmed, all right? Although, if you do feel alarmed, try to hold onto that feeling, because that is the proper reaction to being told you have brain damage.