Illuminati (jugglerilluminati)

Race #2539

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Official speed 82.09 wpm (72.94 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 10, 2019 7:57:24pm UTC
Race Finish December 10, 2019 7:58:37pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 2. mrbonis (77.02 wpm)
3. ertex (72.83 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 127.24
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Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in '80s movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from "Sixteen Candles" waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an '80s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.