Stefanos (phtevphs)

Race #253

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Official speed 102.17 wpm (44.04 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 1, 2020 8:45:31pm UTC
Race Finish October 1, 2020 8:46:15pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. bluejay8765 (96.06 wpm)
3. angelic_devil (93.13 wpm)
4. eji4h (82.05 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 126.01
Text #3640517 (Length: 375 characters)

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.