incel named Chad (heterosexual)

Race #252

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Official speed 134.58 wpm (27.46 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 16, 2018 12:41:56am UTC
Race Finish November 16, 2018 12:42:24am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 3)
Opponents 2. realrealyalan (118.84 wpm)
3. unbelievable_10 (109.19 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 127.85
Text #3550277 (Length: 308 characters)

Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you but what people call "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science.