Meløn (__melon__)

Race #251

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Official speed 84.17 wpm (58.31 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 15, 2016 4:03:10pm UTC
Race Finish January 15, 2016 4:04:08pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. schizo_guy (129.32 wpm)
2. vijayk (113.39 wpm)
Accuracy 92.0%
Points 0.00
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.