HOMO-MOBILE (vermillionzephyr)

Race #25

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Official speed 57.23 wpm (98.97 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 21, 2020 7:51:49pm UTC
Race Finish August 21, 2020 7:53:28pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 85.85
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Oh, you're right it's sarcasm! A few weeks ago, I was happily retired, sulking by my swimming pool, and my psychotic best friend shows up out of nowhere to torture me over mistakes I made, honest mistakes I made over a decade ago! We, our little posse, are flat broke, but hey, let's go out and spend two million dollars on a tandem rotor chopper, so I can go steal nerve gas from terrorists! Forgive me, but sarcasm is all I've got! Sarcasm, and a room full of you fools!