Chetan (comhacks)

Race #2497

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Official speed 80.01 wpm (56.24 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start July 20, 2021 3:44:38pm UTC
Race Finish July 20, 2021 3:45:34pm UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 5)
Opponents 2. evanthehammer (83.44 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 98.68
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.