Sam (samowens)

Race #2496

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Official speed 122.83 wpm (46.11 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 16, 2019 4:03:05pm UTC
Race Finish May 16, 2019 4:03:51pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. poem (118.60 wpm)
3. cvh_ (117.83 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 184.24
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Oh, you're right it's sarcasm! A few weeks ago, I was happily retired, sulking by my swimming pool, and my psychotic best friend shows up out of nowhere to torture me over mistakes I made, honest mistakes I made over a decade ago! We, our little posse, are flat broke, but hey, let's go out and spend two million dollars on a tandem rotor chopper, so I can go steal nerve gas from terrorists! Forgive me, but sarcasm is all I've got! Sarcasm, and a room full of you fools!