(floofyaltaria)

Race #244

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Official speed 90.73 wpm (53.43 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 15, 2019 7:11:40pm UTC
Race Finish February 15, 2019 7:12:33pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 4)
Opponents 1. karenismywaifu (106.17 wpm)
2. m_carmel (97.23 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 108.87
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...