Jack (jackman99352)

Race #242

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Official speed 77.20 wpm (62.80 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 20, 2019 1:55:09am UTC
Race Finish February 20, 2019 1:56:12am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. teiloq (108.49 wpm)
4. lightneesan (75.91 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 92.64
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...