Masturbear (masturbear)

Race #240

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Official speed 76.65 wpm (39.45 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 18, 2013 10:20:28pm UTC
Race Finish August 18, 2013 10:21:07pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Accuracy 94.0%
Points 0.00
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He managed to open the cupboard door with his nose and found the 25-pound bag of low-fart dog biscuits the vet had prescribed for him, which had made him fart more. Even though he knew they made him fart more, he couldn't resist. He ate the entire bag.