View Pit Stop page for race #2399 by wierdo — Ghost race
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Official speed | 84.02 wpm (50.13 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | November 21, 2009 2:22:37am UTC |
Race Finish | November 21, 2009 2:23:27am UTC |
Outcome | No win (2 of 2) |
Opponents |
1. amun (89.35 wpm) |
Points | 0.00 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |