Ethan (thatonepear)

Race #2381

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Official speed 96.25 wpm (50.37 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start June 14, 2019 4:40:03pm UTC
Race Finish June 14, 2019 4:40:54pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. poem (104.76 wpm)
2. dafrales (102.40 wpm)
5. artero_job (75.21 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 115.50
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...