Christopher (ixiblackbirdixi)

Race #2376

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Official speed 69.13 wpm (70.13 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 23, 2017 8:19:46pm UTC
Race Finish September 23, 2017 8:20:56pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 4. dion109 (66.45 wpm)
5. vladsh27 (50.73 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 82.96
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...