View Pit Stop page for race #237 by too_fast_foru — Ghost race
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Official speed | 48.71 wpm (86.47 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | August 27, 2020 2:27:08pm UTC |
Race Finish | August 27, 2020 2:28:34pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (3 of 5) |
Accuracy | 96.0% |
Points | 50.33 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |