Ryan (thief60)

Race #2367

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Official speed 68.48 wpm (61.51 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 3, 2018 9:10:31pm UTC
Race Finish January 3, 2018 9:11:33pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. stevestupidface (77.40 wpm)
4. oneguardsam (68.43 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 76.47
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Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!