View Pit Stop page for race #2361 by 9599914266 — Ghost race
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Official speed | 80.59 wpm (52.26 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | December 1, 2022 3:59:29pm UTC |
Race Finish | December 1, 2022 4:00:21pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (2 of 5) |
Accuracy | 97.0% |
Points | 83.28 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |