ratbastard (mattbierwirth)

Race #23419

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Official speed 102.33 wpm (58.52 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 29, 2019 7:24:29pm UTC
Race Finish January 29, 2019 7:25:27pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 4. macnosss (74.92 wpm)
5. mc0sta (70.02 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 158.61
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Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in '80s movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from "Sixteen Candles" waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an '80s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.