CodeWeaver (codeweaver)

Race #233

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Official speed 116.72 wpm (42.05 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 3, 2015 5:52:24pm UTC
Race Finish September 3, 2015 5:53:06pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 3)
Opponents 2. superstronghold (83.43 wpm)
Accuracy 94.0%
Points 0.00
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.